Email Template to New Coworker
First of all, welcome to the [corporate name] family! We hope you like it here. Very, very few of us have rabies, and those of us that do are mostly safe, and those of that aren’t safe are ostracized in a totally humane way.
On 8 June 1948 in Saskatchewan, Canada, a farmer named Cecil George Harris who had become trapped under his own tractor carved a will into the tractor’s fender. It read, ‘In case I die in this mess I leave all to the wife. Cecil Geo. Harris.’ The fender was probated and stood as his will. The fender is currently on display at the law library of the University of Saskatchewan College of Law. — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holographic_will