Morning Routines 101
Rule 1: Most mornings, both Child A and Child B wake up early.
Rule 2: If Child A sleeps in, Child B does not.
Rule 3: If Child B sleeps in, Child A does not.
Rule 4: If you have an early morning appointment, both Child A and Child B will sleep in.
Rule 5: On a day when your spouse is home, both Child A and Child B will sleep in.
My development as a social science major
- Freshman Year: I'll totally be able to get a job. I have so many options! I could teach, do research, or non-profit.
- Junior Year: I don't even care that I won't be able to get a high-paying job. It's about helping people.
- Post-Grad Summer: Please hire me I will do literally anything. Give me all your data I will enter it. Who wants coffee? Who wants me to flip a coin?